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No. Not the lame ass Jodie Foster movie (it still drives me nuts that I actually watched the bloody movie). But instead, proof that aliens have been amongst us. Some of these aliens found a dealer on some dark street corner and bought some weed. Here's proof.



That's why they keep coming back. They like to have a choof. And anal probes? They've learnt that smuggler mules stuff drugs up their chutsies. They just haven't realised that the one time they stumbled on to a drug mule and discovered his stash was one in a few million.

Fuck watching the skies. You're better off watching out for your own ass.

And from collegehumor.com

Some gems. From collegehumor.com


Fido's Revenge


Freedom of Choice


SPGs take note


Justifying all the lawyer jokes


Don't ask. I don't know. I don't want to know.

Shocker for the day

Shock news! Bob the Builder is a closet Nazi! A disgruntled employee has leaked the cover of an unreleased Bob the Builder book! Unreleased apparently under the advice of Bob's lawyers and publicists!

Trivia for the day

This is The Kurgan. The main protagonist from the first Highlander film. Murderer, thief, rapist and all round crazy guy. Portrayed by Clancy Brown. Big guy with mean look and deep voice who naturally was often cast as a villian.



Clancy Brown also does voice acting for cartoons and video games. The trivia for today is that he voices this character.



Strange. But true. Especially if you've seen the Highlander film.

Blood

Blood is thicker than water.

It is.

I have cousins who live abroad. I don't see them often as is expected. The number of times can be counted on the fingers on one hand. I don't know them. My cousin Sarah flew in and did a mini tour with her boyfriend and it included visiting my parents in Ipoh, my sister in Singapore and here in KL, there's me. As adults, this is only the second time I've seen her and the time before this one was during our grandfather's funeral. Not exactly the best time.

This is my cousin and yet it was almost like meeting someone for the first time. Sarah's father is Norwegian and so she grew up there and now she's residing in London. We played together as kids. A long time ago. When my aunt visited and she came along. I know her brother even less.

We got to chill together. Last night, I brought her and her boyfriend out of KL and to Black Canyon in Centrepoint BU. Dinner and coffee. It was great. But there was no great abandonment in conversation. I don't know Sarah and she doesn't know me. As persons. As individuals. We were only scraping the surface to getting to know one another.

After a good meal, coffee and conversation, I dropped them back at their hotel in KL. As I was driving home, I felt a little empty. Like something had been lost. I probably won't see Sarah again for years and it did make me a little sad. We still don't know each other well. There's only that much can be done with so little time. Blood is thicker than water. I may not know my cousin but last night I realised that regardless, because she is my cousin, I do love her. She's family.

Eva

All you need to know is that Haley Clare is performing at the Alexis in the Great Eastern Mall in Ampang. She's performing a tribute to Eva Cassidy. I've already seen the show. As a fan of Eva Cassidy, I doubly loved it and thought it was a proper tribute done by a fellow fan. This weekend is your last chance to catch it.

Go see it.

Thanks Ivy.

I Need A Laugh

Absolute quiet in the office. Everyone present is staring at their respective computer screens. All of a sudden, out of the blue, *click*. The simulated sound of a camera is heard echoing through the office.

Everyone turns to look in my direction. This is what they see.



Just trying out the some of the kitchen supply samples.

It's going to be a hard week. If I can't laugh maybe you can.

21/6

Wheee!

Sigh....

Old man....

Enjo Kosai

I remarked to a friend that I'd seen once in a while, not often, female bloggers trying on clothes in a store's changing room.

What? Startled him I did. I hope he didn't mention it on the air (the guy's a radio DJ).

It's like this. Girl tries on various clothes in a store changing room. Takes pictures with digital cam or cell phone camera. Next is to post the pictures on their respective blogs with a light hearted appeal for someone to sponsor the various articles of clothing. Thankfully (or unfortunately), no one's appealed for underwear as yet.

To be honest, what it is, as I see it.... is that the bloggers I've seen do this aren't seriously asking anyone to buy the clothes for them. And I'm not sure how they would react if anyone seriously offered to buy things for them. It's just a blog thing. I'm pretty sure the Japanese enjo kosai culture isn't prevalent here. What is it? Compensated dating is what it translates to.

As for me, I'm a slut. If you're young, female and remotely attractive, I will gladly sleep with you for a new pair of footy socks. Oh, plain black or white only please.


Because my shin guards are silver and black, I get called Robocop or Terminator at footy. I don't think it's a compliment though!


They're implying I'm too cheap to buy new socks. They're probably right!

How to Remove a Toenail

You pull it out. D-uh!