Bulletin

Now, if you were planning on cheating on your husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend, here's a bunch of tips for you.

1. Realise that you might get caught. Prepare to get caught.

2. Prepare for other people (family, friends, colleagues; yours/his/hers) to find out what a rat you are.

3. Thus, prepare yourself to be labelled an asshole.

Cos undoubtedly, you are an asshole, asshole.