Cold Nuts

I'm feeling particular and unusual. I had a good day on the fantasy football league and I'm feeling really happy. I'm about to have a shower and hit the sack. I think I will do something outrageous before I do. I am going to go have my smoko. I intend to stand in my porch butt naked and have a cigarette. The last time I did this I was in Perth and it was -3 degrees C. It was a balcony that time not a porch. This is not a clever statement. This is just me flipping the bird at society. I'm sure the alcohol I have consumed tonight has nothing to do with it!