Faaaat Frank!

I read the following sentence in soccernet.com a few minutes ago.

But Lampard called on the players to stand up and be counted in the matches ahead which include home and away fixtures with one of their main rivals, Russia, in the autumn.

What bloody bollocks is Fat Frank talking about? The man is dead weight in the England team he's calling the other players to stand up and be counted?

The next game means jack shit. It's not sorted out yet. The next game against Andorra I don't really care about. Everyone else in the table with England is going to beat Andorra. England can beat Andorra with Steve McClown's fucked up midfield of Lennon (again I say, on the left), Fat Frank, Hargreaves and Gerrard (on the right). Fat Frank would probably even score a goal or two himself.

Gareth Barry (left), Owen Hargreaves (center), Steven Gerrard (center), Aaron Lennon (right). That's what England's midfield should be.

Jeezuz. Get it right. Or sack McClown and gimme the fucking job.