Learn a New Word Today

On the lead up to last night's footy game, emails were being trading back and forth between the team. As it was only seven of us showed up but we still managed a hard fought win at 6 - 3. Back to the emails. For some reason, Dario signed his email 'Mr. Bustamante'. In a flash of inspiration, I signed my email, 'Mr. Bukkake'. Upon arrival at the footy, I started getting flak about making jokes 'only you would understand' lead by Adrian and Danny. Dario, I'm sure, knew what 'Bukkake' meant. He just wasn't going to confirm it. Instead he deflected the attention to Khalil who apprently does know what it means.

So what? It's just a word. It's a word which describes a sexual practice or act. That's about it. I refuse to believe the numbnuts in the team did not know what 'bukkake' means. There are definately no angels in FC Rojak. Are they embarassed as to what the word describes?

Bukkake (n), (boo-ka-key) is a group sex practice wherein a series of people take turns ejaculating onto someone, usually multiple males onto a female. There can be overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but let's not get into that eh?

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (to dash [water]), and means simply "splash" or "dash." The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu and kakeru. Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru ("completely astonished") or butchigiri ("overwhelming win"). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling.

Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan and Tanzania to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba.

But of course, if I ever heard (overheard) someone order either dish, I will probably be unsophisticated enough to giggle my ass off.

Wishing everyone a super happy banzai bukkake fun-time.