Upper Class Nipples

Spent the day with Greg - my buddy, footy team mate and all round good guy from my days in Perth. Well, for all the gloss Singapore has, apparently it’s run like it’s a Sdn Bhd (Pty Ltd). Well, no matter. There isn’t a country in the world where there isn’t any corruption within the government. Or stupidity for that matter. That kind of thing abounds in politics. The only thing that proliferates more than stupidity is greed. Basically Greg bitched about the government half the time.

Anyway, happy thoughts. After all, I am on holiday.

I bought footy gear in Queensway Shopping Centre. Good stuff, cheaper than if I’d bought it in KL although I’ve never seen fingerless Adidas Sala keeper gloves in KL before.

I’ve been eating really really well since I got here. I didn’t have, in the end, teppanyaki like I said I was going to have. I had instead soup, ciabatta bread and spaghetti carbonara for dinner. Coffee and a really fantastic cheesecake for dessert. I was doing the blogger thing at first, which was taking pictures of my food. I first took a picture of the ciabatta bread and olive oil.

Next I took a picture of my soup which was served in a really unusual but attractive soup bowl.

I had wanted to take a picture of my carbonara as well except that by then I didn’t want to (didn’t dare) bring out my camera phone anymore.

I’ll explain why.

In the table in front of me, there was a young attractive Singaporean mother with her two young children. I think junior needed a feed so she popped a tit out and plugged the baby in. With junior being fed, there was no way I was going to be seen with a camera in my hand.

I remember going out with Cynthia when Joshua was just a wee baby. When he needed a feed she placed a large napkin (or nappy) over Joshua and herself. I already remember being a little taken aback then. This was the same only a bit more with the being taken aback.

I dined in a posh restaurant today too. Young attractive Singaporean mother had an upper class accent.

In conclusion, upper class nipples are light brown.

Singapore – Day 2