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No. Not the lame ass Jodie Foster movie (it still drives me nuts that I actually watched the bloody movie). But instead, proof that aliens have been amongst us. Some of these aliens found a dealer on some dark street corner and bought some weed. Here's proof.
That's why they keep coming back. They like to have a choof. And anal probes? They've learnt that smuggler mules stuff drugs up their chutsies. They just haven't realised that the one time they stumbled on to a drug mule and discovered his stash was one in a few million.
Fuck watching the skies. You're better off watching out for your own ass.
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I once watched this documentary on how three boys managed to make a crop circle pattern in 4 hours... in the dead of the night.
Quite curious why people would want to do these stuff.
Not very creative aliens these, ya? An absolutely horrendous piece of crop ... urrrmmm ... circle?
LOL!
It's actually the aftermath of a criminal trying to get away from police in a cornfield.
He got caught by the way. I cropped out the bottom where the chase ended was.
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