Buy a Degree!

Need a Bachelor of Business certificate from an Australian university? Just get in touch with the guy who sent me this message on friendster.

"how are u there...first of all, i would like to say hi to you...and i need a favor from you, not sure if it is ok...I would like to verify a certificate of Edith Cowan, however I cannot find the sample certificate from the University. Do you mind if you could scan your degree cert and send to me? i am not sure if you are ok"

Uh. No pal, I'm not ok with it. Obviously the answer is "I don't think so. Mate."