Uno des Syllables

I just had to put this IM conversation here.

xxxx: hey
El Perrito: hi
xxxx: how ar u
El Perrito: not bad
El Perrito: you?
xxxx: not bad too
El Perrito: at college?
xxxx: yes
El Perrito: any classes today?
xxxx: yes
El Perrito: you're distinctly monosyllabic?
xxxx: yes
El Perrito: wonderful!