Showers and errr.... ghosts and aliens?

Kind of a tag by Janice. I'm a bit stumped by how it swings from a simple thing like a shower to the unknown and extra-terrestrial life.

Here goes.

ABOUT YOUR SHOWERS:

Do you shower in the morning or evening?
Evening. Some mornings as well. I don't suffer from B.O. though. My natural smell is more like an aphrodisiac. I'm a scientific phenomenon.

Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Liquid.

Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Just Shampoo. With conditioner every other week.

Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
Sometimes

Do you shave in the shower?
No. My Braun won't take kindly to it.

Do you sing in the shower?
Nope.

Do you use a washcloth?
Just a brush for scrubbing my back.

Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
Door.

Have you every taken a call in the shower?
No. My cell phone won't take kindly to it.

Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Yeh. On an island in the middle of nowhere.

Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
In a group, yes. It was supposed to save water.

Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Yes. Details not available.

Do you share a bathroom with someone?
No. Mine!

Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
No.

Do you wear a shower cap?
No.

Do you wash behind your ears?
All the time.

Describe your shower in three words
Warm, clean, wet.

What one thing would you change about your shower?
I like my shower.

What would make your shower time better for you?
A naked attractive woman.

What celebrity would you like to shower with?
No one comes to mind strangely.

What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
Elton John. Good thing I use liquid soap but still....

What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Soap?

What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Washing my face and while my eyes were closed there was a tug....

What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Woohoo! happened.

When was the last time you showered?
This afternoon.

When are you going to take a shower next?
After I'm done with this.

ABOUT YOUR BELIEF IN THE 3RD DIMENSION:

Do you believe in ghosts?
No.

Have you ever seen a ghost?
No.

Would you be scared if you saw a ghost?
I'd shit myself.

Who would you least like to see come back as a ghost?
I have no idea.

Who would you most like to see come back as a ghost?
No one coming to mind.

Do you think psychics are real?
Bollocks.

Which dead person would you like to talk to most?
My grandfather.

Have you ever had your fortune told?
No.

Would you ever visit a palm reader?
No. I'd be really upset if it proved to be accurate. It's not supposed to be real.

Do you read your horoscope?
No.

Has your horoscope ever come true?
Horoscopes are so general they could happen to anyone, anytime.

Do you have a good luck charm?
It used to be a fuzzy blue bear but I gave him to a former girlfriend when we were in a relationship.

Do you think we have powers in our brains we haven't unlocked yet?
No.

Which brain power would you most like to have unlocked?
Common sense.

Do you think there are aliens out there?
Yes of course. Billions upon billions of solar systems out there. At least one of them should meet the right conditions for life.

Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
No. They'd regret it if they tried. I'd try to shag a female alien.

Which famous person do you think is most likely to be an alien?
Elvis Presley. Tommy Lee Jones was right. He went home.

Do you think crop circles are real?
No.

Do you think aliens will be peaceful for will they attack us?
They'd kill us all and take our planet cos they need a new one and that's cos they fucked up their own home planet so bad. Kinda like what we're doing ourselves now.

What color are aliens most likely to be?
They'd be just like us. A planet has to have so many things right about it just to support life. Another planet which supports life is probably just like ours. Right size, right distance from sun, right type of sun, right rotation speed, right moon, right gravity, right content, liquid center, blah blah blah. There's no reason to think they'd not be just like us. Carbon based, oxygen dependent, bipedal, opposing digits, blah blah blah.

Since I got kind of tagged. I'm not tagging anyone. Don't matter. Although I don't mind being tagged, I don't tag anyone anyway. At least, I haven't yet!