Top 10 things I like on women

Well, here we go. In no particular order.

1. The tramp stamp.

No further elaboration necessary.



2. The belly ring.

Looks best on tanned women with flat bellies.



3. The tongue piercing.

Looks best when glimpses are made possible with an open-mouthed laugh.



4. Cleavage.

Boob cleavage or butt cleavage. Just bring it eh? I must confess to liking boob cleavage more though!



5. Low cuts on slim hips.

One of the better recent trends. I remember the first noticeable one. Britney Spears in the Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman video. She must have had to get out a Gillette to pull it off. Of course since we've learnt that her Gillette does get regular use.

As Levi's put it on their lowcut jeans webpage: "Well below the natural hips."



6. Short shorts.

The original woohoo! hot pants, cutoff jeans. Though I must confess to liking black skin-tight shorts more ala Mutya Buena in the Push The Button video. Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke first set loins aflame with the cutoff jeans. Recently the torch was passed on to Jessica Simpson.



7. Tan lines.

Tan lines are sexy. I like tanned women. They look healthier and sportier. Swim suit lines with a sexy top is a great favourite.



8. Confidence.

Confidence as in a woman who knows herself and likes herself. Does not need to impress or be impressed.



9. Vivaciousness.

Happy. Fun loving. Cheerful. Sexy.



10. Natural look. Less or no makeup.

A woman who's beautiful without makeup is a beautiful woman. Full stop.